Meet Beans, a dramatic dachshund with big eyes who loves her dad unconditionally—but would gladly trade her mom for a chicken nugget.
A Gaze Like No Other
Some dogs communicate with their tails, while others use their barks. But for one little Texas dachshund named Beans, it is all about the eyes.
Beans has a pair of incredibly large, expressive eyes that seem to pop right out of her head.
Her unique look gives her a hilarious, almost cartoonish appearance, but she knows exactly how to use her gaze to get her point across.
Claiming Her Favorite Human
In Beans’ household, there is a clear hierarchy of affection.
When it comes to her dad, she is completely devoted. “He is her man,” her mom explains. “That’s how she sees it.”
Her loyalty is so fierce that she gets jealous of any competition. Beans will not even let her mom hold her dad’s hand without intervening.
The Look of Love vs. The Look of Judgment
The difference in how Beans looks at her two parents is undeniably funny.
When she looks at her dad, she stares at him lovingly, hoping for a gentle pet and endless attention.
But when she turns her big eyes toward her mom, the warmth vanishes. Her mom jokes that looking into Beans’ eyes is like making awkward eye contact with someone who is just silently judging you.
The Ultimate Betrayal
Beans’ mom knows exactly where she stands in the little dog’s heart.
To test her loyalty, they even offered Beans a choice between her mom’s unconditional love and a simple piece of fast food.
Without hesitation, Beans made her priorities clear. “She would trade me for a chicken nugget,” her mom laughs.
The Firework Whine
Beyond her intense stares, Beans has mastered the art of canine dramatics.
When she wants something, she unleashes what her family calls a “firework whine.” It starts as a high-pitched build-up, right before the breaking point.
She always makes sure to look back at her parents while she whines, ensuring they know exactly whose fault the situation is.
Spoiled Rotten
Despite her judgmental stares and dramatic flair, Beans is the absolute heart of her family.
Her parents admit she is one of the most dramatic dogs they know, but they wouldn’t have her any other way.
“She is the best dog,” her mom says. And even when she does naughty things, they know they will continue to spoil her every single day.